Blood Sisters Disappoints Me

Okay, so most of my friends have already heard this, but I felt like writing it anyway.

I just got this book Blood Sisters, which has 18 short stories about vampires and lesbians. Okay, so I probably wont like them all, but with 18 stories chances are good that some of them should be good, most okay, and some bad, right?

Wrong.

There is one, just one story with a happy ending and maybe two that didn't end with someone bleeding and crying.

I was complaining to Woodson about this and he ask what I really expected. I told him that if there were really vampires then, yes most of their stories would be sad and emo, but because vampires are fake every damn story can end in rainbows and joyness, because fiction doesn't need to be real, and I wanted more happy endings.

He said that I expected to much. To much! A happy ending is not to much to ask! I don't read erotica to get depressed goddamn it!

Oh well, I guess I will just have to wait for 'Stake Through the Heart' to come out. I have read books by these authors before, all happy endings. So there.



Edit:
I just looked at Amazon and 'Stake Through the Heart' is out! I must buy it!