Full of Smut and Happy Endings

So most of you guys already know that I decided to buy a new car. But it is something that deserves to be up here anyway. Hopefully I can get that car that Shelby is helping me with.... but I am going to either need the credit union that I bank at to say I have credit or get my mom or brother to co-sign for me. *sigh*

I want this car, it is so fun to drive. and there is nothing wrong with it! Very unlike the car I have... *sighagain*

I will also note that I am typing this little blog on my new portable keyboard that works with my palm. It rocks ass. Though... typing on it is a little like trying to sit at a desk for first grader. >.<

The books that I ordered with it are full of smut and happy endings. Huzzah.

Fear it bitches.

And now I cry

What the fuck.

Hey everyone! Guess what happened to me last night! I got my car broken into!

GODFUCKINGDAMNITALLTOHELL

I get home, and start getting ready for bed when I hear my car alarm go off. I look out the window and don't see anything... So I head down to check on my car and what do I find? The fucking widow is broken.

It looks like nothing is missing and I call the sheriff and a patrol officer comes by to file a report, then I tape up my window, move the fucking thing and go to bed.

Some time later another patrol car pulls up. They found my purse!

FUCK

To top it off the Benadryl I had taken wasn't letting me wake up, so I was confused, unable to think straight and acting bitching instead of thankful. Eh. At least they found the damn thing and nothing was missing from that. My check book was still in it so they couldn't have been to savvy.

So I am going to get my window fixed, for only $174!

Fuck everything.

The corruption spreads.

So I got Kyle and Viola to start a blog too! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Erm. Right.

Anyway.

So we got around to looking at apartments finally yesterday. I like the Shadowridge ones, but I want to look at the Sycamore ones again too. Meh. Which ever is cheaper. >.> No game tonight, so maybe I will wander by and grab a flyer w/ price lists.

Hmmmmm, not much else to say.

Behold the descent into maddness.

Climbing the walls

So I am stuck inside for the second day after having my friends bail on me. Me and Jesse didn't go apartment hunting yesterday because he had to wait for someone who, it turns out, was never coming. And today, Woodson has to do homework and cannot work on the manga.

Bah.

But I talked to Viola, she thinks that she might be transferring to Cal State SM, down here, but she doesn't want to live at home. While talking to her about how much it costs to live I mentioned that she could sleep in a sleeping bag in a corner of my room for about $100 and she could be my live-in sextoy maid.

She stated that she would fear getting molested in her sleep. I told her that we would stay up all night talking like a never-ending slumber party. I picture something like this:

"Sharon, what is that buzzing noise?"
"Uh, it's nothing, shut up."
"Jez, could you at least stop the bed from squeaking?"
"Do you have any WD40 on you? No, i didn't think so. Didn't I tell you to stop talking?"
"I am sleeping in the living room."
"Tell Woodson hi."
fwapfwapfwapfwap
"Damnit."

Good times, good times.

Also, this link is about as work safe as ass-less chaps. But, that thing she is wearing is hot.

Shhhh! I'm huntin' 'partments!

So Woodson didn't get into gradschool. I'm sorry Woodson.

On the plus side now we have a third person! Yay!

So today me and Jesse are going to go look at apartments 'cause Woodson has to work. We think that as soon as Woodson has a second job that we will make enough. So that means it is time to start saving like a fiend.

Also, we have no fucking soap for laundry. WTF. I only gave my mom $800, so I guess that is no reason to expect that she has extra money to buy detergent. I guess I will have to get some my fucking self. >.>

Blood Sisters Disappoints Me

Okay, so most of my friends have already heard this, but I felt like writing it anyway.

I just got this book Blood Sisters, which has 18 short stories about vampires and lesbians. Okay, so I probably wont like them all, but with 18 stories chances are good that some of them should be good, most okay, and some bad, right?

Wrong.

There is one, just one story with a happy ending and maybe two that didn't end with someone bleeding and crying.

I was complaining to Woodson about this and he ask what I really expected. I told him that if there were really vampires then, yes most of their stories would be sad and emo, but because vampires are fake every damn story can end in rainbows and joyness, because fiction doesn't need to be real, and I wanted more happy endings.

He said that I expected to much. To much! A happy ending is not to much to ask! I don't read erotica to get depressed goddamn it!

Oh well, I guess I will just have to wait for 'Stake Through the Heart' to come out. I have read books by these authors before, all happy endings. So there.



Edit:
I just looked at Amazon and 'Stake Through the Heart' is out! I must buy it!

Goddamn

So I made this really pretty webpage for Comics from a Sketchpad right? Right.

Well, I just figured out it looks all fubar'ed in explorer cuz of coding differences. In Firefox if the whole table takes up 100% of the page and one of the columns takes a set amount like 800px, then the other columns take whatever space is left over. Not so in IE! The set amount is completly ignored! The columns are edited to take whatever space they fucking want to! So I have to rewrite the whole fucking thing! Joy!

I hate you IE. I hate you so much it is unreal.